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23

Apr

snoia:

i literally have no idea what im gonna do if i dont end up rich

22

Apr

twotibsawhisker:

'hey, we're bees' is probably the calmest reaction ever to this situation

(Source: fuckyeah1990s)

meladoodle:

*forgets what im talking about halfway through a sentence*

(Source: meladoodle)

folk-punk:

dentist: *shoots you* you’re bleeding b/c you dont floss

19

Apr

Heaven

Heaven

500-days-of-hermit:

The words people make up to avoid naming genitals are more embarrassing than the words penis and vagina themselves

(Source: themostbeautifulbitterhermit)

youcantseemyinsidefeels:

fuckwhyischoosingaurlsohard:

do you ever come up with a story in your head and you’re like ‘OMG THIS IS THE MOST AMAZING THING IN THE HISTORY OF EVER I THINK I’LL WRITE THIS’

but then you don’t know how to write and its just

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(Source: preciousprincessanna)

18

Apr

potatoandotherwise:

in math today my teacher asked what makes a number perfect and I said its dazzling personality and she almost kicked me out

humansofnewyork:

"You should kiss the ground you walk on if you were born in this country— take it from an old man who once had to wear the Star of David on his shirt. There’s a safety to living in such a diverse place. It’s much more difficult to brainwash a population that is composed of so many different nationalities and so many different viewpoints."

humansofnewyork:

"You should kiss the ground you walk on if you were born in this country— take it from an old man who once had to wear the Star of David on his shirt. There’s a safety to living in such a diverse place. It’s much more difficult to brainwash a population that is composed of so many different nationalities and so many different viewpoints."

parents:
you need to go out more
parents:
you need to exercise more
parents:
YOU'RE GOING OUT FOR A WALK??? YOU?????
parents:
HAHAHA WHAT'S GOTTEN INTO YOU???
parents:
why are you getting angry

(Source: shopjeen)

"Isn’t it boring being on an all vegetable diet?"

veganprobs:

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you tell me

benjaminhargreeves:

thedoctorknits:

i-effed-it-all-up:

im in one of those periods in my life where i cant focus on anything i cant finish an assignment i cant listen to one song for more than 5 seconds i cant sit through a tv show episode i cant finish a book i cant write a story

all i can do is stare blankly at the wall and wish i had something to do but everything i could do or want to do is just supremely unsatisfying

SOMEONE PUT IT IN WORDS THANKS YOU

Hey kids this is a symptom of depression